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pimanchi_doubleTitle: Sharing Sheet and Sleep-Talking
Author: mabopiman
Pairing: Sakumoto
Genre: Crack-ish
Rating: PG-15 (some swearing)
Word count: 1.370
Disclaimer: Fictional. I own no one and nothing.
Summary: Sho thinks that Jun is interested in him, and he finds a way to prove that it's true.
---
"Gosh it's so fucking cold in here!"
Jun complained for the nth time in such a short span of 3 hours. The first one was right after they entered their room and found out that the air conditioner was broken, and so the temperature's permanently set at 16℃. The next was after he got out from the shower. And then, anytime he felt the shiver from the cold, which was almost every fifteen minutes. He tried turning it off but it didn't work. The remote's also broken.
"Holiday season. The inn's fully-booked, Jun. Bear with it," Sho sighed when he got out from the bathroom, wiping his palm and blowing warm air from his mouth, mumbling, "Aaargh, it's indeed cold."
"What kind of service is this? And besides..."
Bam.
A laughter from the room beside them, a loud one. Someone told a joke about Italian Canon or something, and someone else commented about the other's butts.
"Why should we hear our neighbor's conversation? Why are the room's so poorly soundproofed?"
"Jun. Bear with it. This is the best inn I can find, and we need a place to rest before continuing our journey tomorrow afternoon," Sho sighed.
Jun sighed, "You got a point, though..." He ruffled his hair and went to the bathroom to wash his face (again and again, because he needed the hot water) and brush his teeth. Sho watched him in silence, with slight expectation...
Crack.
"Holy fuck, the lamp's so dim!!"
"What's wrong?" Sho shouted from the bedroom.
"I dropped my glasses and I stepped on it! Nothing's nice here beside the hot water, dammit!!"
Sho tried his best to stifle his laughter. "Is your foot okay?"
"Minor scratch."
"No worries then!"
Sho heard Jun mumbled about his frame being limited edition or something, he couldn't hear it well. He shrugged and changed his travel clothes to his shirt and shorts. He stared at the bed, amused.
All the complaints yet there's no complaint about the double bed, he smiled to himself.
"Jun," Sho said when he saw Jun emerged from the bathroom. He lifted the sheets and smiled awkwardly, "There's only one sheet. Do you mind.........?"
Jun put the back of his hand over his mouth, in a very brief moment. Was he trying to hide a blush? Sho thought. "Better than getting hypothermia. So no. I mean, no, I don't mind."
Sho tried not to look too excited, "Okay then, shall we sleep?"
~~~
"Ngggggggh."
Jun's eyes snapped open at Sho's loud grunt. Did he do something wrong to Sho? Did he unconsciously kick Sho out of bed? Did he－
"Ooooooooh..."
Shivers ran down Jun's spine at the voice. Hell, he knew his crush was sexy and hot and handsome and probably has the most attractive voice in the world, but this－
"Aaahh. Come on... Whoaah...."
Jun was lucky enough because he was lying on his right side facing the wall, his back against Sho when he started to feel his blood running to the wrong direction, and he didn't dare to turn around to face the Sho who was beside him grunting and moaning in his sleep and he thought he could just－
"Go... on......"
Rustle. Sho moved closer. Jun's heart skipped a beat.
And Jun felt he was going to be dead when he felt Sho's warm breath on his nape.
"More..."
A whisper leaving a warm and moist sensation on his nape. A hand on his shoulder. A brush of soft lips followed by a bite on his neck. Scratch of teeth. And Jun did his best not to scream, or worse, moan and give in to Sho's touch－
"Sho, don't－"
"Kebaaaaab.......~"
Jun froze.
Sho's forefinger poked at the place where he bit Jun.
"Give me this whole kebab..."
Jun blushed and felt stupid for being turned on by such a stupid act and he just couldn't contain his frustration－
"You FOOL!!!"
And Sho got kicked out of the bed for real this time. He fell with a loud thud, and a last whisper of "Nggggh... Chef... what did I do wrong...?"
Jun cursed as he walked to the bathroom again... Well, for different reason this time.
"Fuck you, Sho," he cursed under his breath.
Well he's feeling like it, actually.
---
Jun couldn't have his breakfast peacefully with Sho beside him. He felt awkward and couldn't help but turning his face away when Sho looked at him.
"Couldn't sleep?"
"Yes. So shut up because I'm sleepy and no coffee will help me in this case."
"Oh. Bad mood. Okay... But... But I didn't do something wrong to you, did I? Like, having the sheet all for myself, or... punching you in my sleep.......?"
Jun stared at Sho's full plate. Bacon. Sausage. Various cheese slices. Mini potatoes. Small slices of bread. Butter and four kinds of jam. Eggs. A small bowl of porridge. He tried all the menu....
This handsome glutton.
This fucking stupid sexy pig.
You made some dirty, ambiguous, and disturbingly sexy voice because of FOOD that made me wanted to do something to you.
Nah.
"Not at all," Jun answered coldly, shoving the last bite of his sandwich into his mouth. "I'm going back to the room. We still have five hours before we set off again and I want some more sleep."
".....Okay."
---
Sleep claimed Jun perfectly after five minutes of tossing and turning on his bed. A dreamless sleep for half an hour that was so nice and quiet and－
"...Aaahhhh."
What?!
Jun's eyes fluttered open to find Sho's already beside him and facing him, on the same bed, under the same sheet, joining him on his nap since God knows when, starting to let out that sound again. Jun sighed and counted to ten. Sho was silent. He shrugged it off and closed his eyes again－
"Oh yesss, Juun, that way..."
Shiver.
What the－ So it's about him this ti－
"No, Jun, no... The pasta－"
You. Stupid. Glutton.
"Sho?"
"Uuuuh...."
Jun had had enough. Screw it, he was sandwiched between the sleep-talking pig and the wall, and he already had his hand on Sho's hip to pull him closer before he knew it.
"Ngggh."
"Sho. Shut up or I'll end up.... doing things to you."
"Mmh... Please－"
Slightly parted tempting plump lips, who cares if it was still eight in the morning? Jun kissed him softly, earning a satisfied sigh from Sho as he moved his hand to frame Sho's jaw.
Jun gasped when suddenly he was being straddled by Sho, wide awake with a grin on his face.
"Gotcha!"
Jun froze. "What?"
"See. You do have an interest in me. And to such extent."
"You're... awake....?"
Sho nodded and ducked his head to give Jun's neck a light bite. "Last night as well," Sho laughed mischievously, " When I'm tasting my kebab."
"You..."
Jun pushed his shoulder and let Sho roll in defeat back to his side of bed. Jun's turn to straddle him.
"The inn's your choice, correct?"
Sho nodded.
"The rooms aren't fully-booked."
Sho nodded. "The owner's my friend. Asked him to bring his friends to fill the rooms besides this room."
"Because the AC's broken, yes?"
"Yep," Sho grinned.
"So we can sleep under the same sheet and you seduce me with your fake dream? And now you got me?"
"Correct."
"Smart, Sho. Very smart."
Jun ducked his head to kiss Sho breathless, and broke the kiss after some seconds. "We shall have no regret then?"
"Full course, Chef."
Jun scoffed.
---
"Thank you for staying with us, Sakurai-sama, Matsumoto-sama. Hope you had a good time here."
"Tell Ninomiya-san my biggest gratitude," Sho bowed.
Jun heard two guests beside him laughed and he turned to find they were laughing at him. And Sho.
"You did have a good time this morning," one of them giggled. Jun recognized his voice as the one talking about Italian Cannon or something.
He totally forgot about the poorly sound-proofed rooms.
"Increase the quality of the sound proof, please!!" Jun blushed and told the receptionist.
Sho giggled.
"C'mon. Let's go."
Jun nodded, and followed Sho to the parking lot.
-end-
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A/N: We're back with randomness. _(:3 」∠)_
We miss writing, but still unable to continue our 30 words challenge for some reason, so we go with something simple this time. Hope you like it.
Author: mabopiman
Pairing: Sakumoto
Genre: Crack-ish
Rating: PG-15 (some swearing)
Word count: 1.370
Disclaimer: Fictional. I own no one and nothing.
Summary: Sho thinks that Jun is interested in him, and he finds a way to prove that it's true.
---
"Gosh it's so fucking cold in here!"
Jun complained for the nth time in such a short span of 3 hours. The first one was right after they entered their room and found out that the air conditioner was broken, and so the temperature's permanently set at 16℃. The next was after he got out from the shower. And then, anytime he felt the shiver from the cold, which was almost every fifteen minutes. He tried turning it off but it didn't work. The remote's also broken.
"Holiday season. The inn's fully-booked, Jun. Bear with it," Sho sighed when he got out from the bathroom, wiping his palm and blowing warm air from his mouth, mumbling, "Aaargh, it's indeed cold."
"What kind of service is this? And besides..."
Bam.
A laughter from the room beside them, a loud one. Someone told a joke about Italian Canon or something, and someone else commented about the other's butts.
"Why should we hear our neighbor's conversation? Why are the room's so poorly soundproofed?"
"Jun. Bear with it. This is the best inn I can find, and we need a place to rest before continuing our journey tomorrow afternoon," Sho sighed.
Jun sighed, "You got a point, though..." He ruffled his hair and went to the bathroom to wash his face (again and again, because he needed the hot water) and brush his teeth. Sho watched him in silence, with slight expectation...
Crack.
"Holy fuck, the lamp's so dim!!"
"What's wrong?" Sho shouted from the bedroom.
"I dropped my glasses and I stepped on it! Nothing's nice here beside the hot water, dammit!!"
Sho tried his best to stifle his laughter. "Is your foot okay?"
"Minor scratch."
"No worries then!"
Sho heard Jun mumbled about his frame being limited edition or something, he couldn't hear it well. He shrugged and changed his travel clothes to his shirt and shorts. He stared at the bed, amused.
All the complaints yet there's no complaint about the double bed, he smiled to himself.
"Jun," Sho said when he saw Jun emerged from the bathroom. He lifted the sheets and smiled awkwardly, "There's only one sheet. Do you mind.........?"
Jun put the back of his hand over his mouth, in a very brief moment. Was he trying to hide a blush? Sho thought. "Better than getting hypothermia. So no. I mean, no, I don't mind."
Sho tried not to look too excited, "Okay then, shall we sleep?"
~~~
"Ngggggggh."
Jun's eyes snapped open at Sho's loud grunt. Did he do something wrong to Sho? Did he unconsciously kick Sho out of bed? Did he－
"Ooooooooh..."
Shivers ran down Jun's spine at the voice. Hell, he knew his crush was sexy and hot and handsome and probably has the most attractive voice in the world, but this－
"Aaahh. Come on... Whoaah...."
Jun was lucky enough because he was lying on his right side facing the wall, his back against Sho when he started to feel his blood running to the wrong direction, and he didn't dare to turn around to face the Sho who was beside him grunting and moaning in his sleep and he thought he could just－
"Go... on......"
Rustle. Sho moved closer. Jun's heart skipped a beat.
And Jun felt he was going to be dead when he felt Sho's warm breath on his nape.
"More..."
A whisper leaving a warm and moist sensation on his nape. A hand on his shoulder. A brush of soft lips followed by a bite on his neck. Scratch of teeth. And Jun did his best not to scream, or worse, moan and give in to Sho's touch－
"Sho, don't－"
"Kebaaaaab.......~"
Jun froze.
Sho's forefinger poked at the place where he bit Jun.
"Give me this whole kebab..."
Jun blushed and felt stupid for being turned on by such a stupid act and he just couldn't contain his frustration－
"You FOOL!!!"
And Sho got kicked out of the bed for real this time. He fell with a loud thud, and a last whisper of "Nggggh... Chef... what did I do wrong...?"
Jun cursed as he walked to the bathroom again... Well, for different reason this time.
"Fuck you, Sho," he cursed under his breath.
Well he's feeling like it, actually.
---
Jun couldn't have his breakfast peacefully with Sho beside him. He felt awkward and couldn't help but turning his face away when Sho looked at him.
"Couldn't sleep?"
"Yes. So shut up because I'm sleepy and no coffee will help me in this case."
"Oh. Bad mood. Okay... But... But I didn't do something wrong to you, did I? Like, having the sheet all for myself, or... punching you in my sleep.......?"
Jun stared at Sho's full plate. Bacon. Sausage. Various cheese slices. Mini potatoes. Small slices of bread. Butter and four kinds of jam. Eggs. A small bowl of porridge. He tried all the menu....
This handsome glutton.
This fucking stupid sexy pig.
You made some dirty, ambiguous, and disturbingly sexy voice because of FOOD that made me wanted to do something to you.
Nah.
"Not at all," Jun answered coldly, shoving the last bite of his sandwich into his mouth. "I'm going back to the room. We still have five hours before we set off again and I want some more sleep."
".....Okay."
---
Sleep claimed Jun perfectly after five minutes of tossing and turning on his bed. A dreamless sleep for half an hour that was so nice and quiet and－
"...Aaahhhh."
What?!
Jun's eyes fluttered open to find Sho's already beside him and facing him, on the same bed, under the same sheet, joining him on his nap since God knows when, starting to let out that sound again. Jun sighed and counted to ten. Sho was silent. He shrugged it off and closed his eyes again－
"Oh yesss, Juun, that way..."
Shiver.
What the－ So it's about him this ti－
"No, Jun, no... The pasta－"
You. Stupid. Glutton.
"Sho?"
"Uuuuh...."
Jun had had enough. Screw it, he was sandwiched between the sleep-talking pig and the wall, and he already had his hand on Sho's hip to pull him closer before he knew it.
"Ngggh."
"Sho. Shut up or I'll end up.... doing things to you."
"Mmh... Please－"
Slightly parted tempting plump lips, who cares if it was still eight in the morning? Jun kissed him softly, earning a satisfied sigh from Sho as he moved his hand to frame Sho's jaw.
Jun gasped when suddenly he was being straddled by Sho, wide awake with a grin on his face.
"Gotcha!"
Jun froze. "What?"
"See. You do have an interest in me. And to such extent."
"You're... awake....?"
Sho nodded and ducked his head to give Jun's neck a light bite. "Last night as well," Sho laughed mischievously, " When I'm tasting my kebab."
"You..."
Jun pushed his shoulder and let Sho roll in defeat back to his side of bed. Jun's turn to straddle him.
"The inn's your choice, correct?"
Sho nodded.
"The rooms aren't fully-booked."
Sho nodded. "The owner's my friend. Asked him to bring his friends to fill the rooms besides this room."
"Because the AC's broken, yes?"
"Yep," Sho grinned.
"So we can sleep under the same sheet and you seduce me with your fake dream? And now you got me?"
"Correct."
"Smart, Sho. Very smart."
Jun ducked his head to kiss Sho breathless, and broke the kiss after some seconds. "We shall have no regret then?"
"Full course, Chef."
Jun scoffed.
---
"Thank you for staying with us, Sakurai-sama, Matsumoto-sama. Hope you had a good time here."
"Tell Ninomiya-san my biggest gratitude," Sho bowed.
Jun heard two guests beside him laughed and he turned to find they were laughing at him. And Sho.
"You did have a good time this morning," one of them giggled. Jun recognized his voice as the one talking about Italian Cannon or something.
He totally forgot about the poorly sound-proofed rooms.
"Increase the quality of the sound proof, please!!" Jun blushed and told the receptionist.
Sho giggled.
"C'mon. Let's go."
Jun nodded, and followed Sho to the parking lot.
-end-
---
A/N: We're back with randomness. _(:3 」∠)_
We miss writing, but still unable to continue our 30 words challenge for some reason, so we go with something simple this time. Hope you like it.
