[Drabble] So Damn Hot

[pimanchi_double]

Title: So Damn Hot
Author: mabopiman (pimanchi-double)
Pairing: Sakumoto
Genre: Crack, fluff
Word Count: 235
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pure fictional. I own no one and nothing.
Summary: Hey Jun you’re so damn hot (No, Sho, it’s because you’re stupid when you’re drunk).

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It was 2 in the morning, and Sho came home totally and insanely drunk.

“I’m… bwaaack~” he said between hiccups, throwing his bag on the sofa. He wiped his mouth, looked around the apartment and found Jun asleep on his side on their shared bed.

“Eeeh… no fair, Jun~ why are you asleep~?” he waved his hands at Jun’s direction.

“Baaaby~,” Sho tottered to the bed, throwing away his jacket and started to loosen his necktie. He climbed to the bed, snuggling behind Jun under the blanket. He slid his hand down Jun’s waist and around his stomach.

“Mmmmh…” his lover grumbled.  “Sho…”

“I’m home~” Sho said again, nuzzling the back of Jun’s hair.

“Oh… Sho, stop it… Stop there,” Jun giggled and shifted a bit.

“I won’t, I won’t, I won’t~” Sho chuckled, pulling Jun closer to him.

Sho rested his head on Jun’s neck. Jun could feel Sho’s warm breath, followed by Sho’s moist lips, and then Sho’s tongue licking vigorously…

“WAIT, NOT TH--!!!” Jun shouted and resisted and quickly sat on the bed, looking panicked.

But before he knew it, Sho had already disappeared into the bathroom. Jun heard a sound of extreme vomiting between the sound of the flowing tap water, followed with a loud ‘Uuuuoooooohh’ afterwards. Jun covered his face with his palms and sighed.

“Baka… My neck hurts so I just put some super hot ointment on it…”

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A/N: So short and random~ Sorry, Sho! xD
Beta-ed by pimanzero as usual <3
--mabopiman

Comments

[matsuaurore.livejournal.com]

xDDDDDD so cute and funny xDDD baka sho, jun tricked him involuntary xDDD I would love to read more, it's too short T.T XD

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

thank you for reading and commenting! x3

ah... sorry if it's too short (~T^T)~
because in my image drabble is short and crack makes it shorter x'D /bricked

umm, do you mind if we add you? :")

-mp-

[matsuaurore.livejournal.com]

no I don't mind at all ^^

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

yay thanks! <3
yoroshiku onegaishimasu~

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

Sho-chan, failing even when he's trying to be sweet. Awww... //pats Sho-chan.

Thanks for the lovely read! (and sorry for laughing, Sho-chan XD)

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

fail!sho is adorkable no? xDD

thanks for reading and commenting~~
it's okay, looks like he doesn't have his umbrella with him, he can't hit us, so let's laugh~~ xD

ah, we'll be adding you as friend, is that okay?

-mp-

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

Sho with an umbrella always makes me giggle XD
Sure! I've already added you. Yoroshiku! <333

[japayupki.livejournal.com]

Yatta!

Enjoyed this too. Poor Sho lol

Thanks for the link!

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

you're welcome, and glad you like it xD
thanks for reading and commenting~

[coolohoh]

muahahahaha! serves Sho right for disturbing Jun's sleep kekeke!

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

poor Sho he didn't mean to disturb... he's just drunk... and fail xDD

thanks for reading and commenting~


-mp-

[octavialao]

Serves you right Sakurai Sho! XD cute!

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

Sho's just stupid, drunk, and fail.... and adorable yeah.

Thanks for reading and commenting~~ <3

-mp-

[octavialao]

Adorable! but If I were Jun, I would treat Sho to kiss and bite and lick a part of my body WHERE there's no ointment.. I might enjoy it too~ XD

[pimanchi-double.livejournal.com]

But... it will be uncomfortable if your neck hurts!!

Wait til you are healed >:P

-mp-

[octavialao]

Oh dear, the adrenaline and the pheromones will do the trick! XD